As you all know, there is a plague that is affecting our modern lives that could very well spell the end of life as we know it. Our medical advances are useless, our psychosis will get the better of us and governments will fall to their knees in the face of this disaster - this onslaught of apcalyptic proportions. But, fear not, in the face of this unerring threat is a research society dedicated to the truth, to protection, to knowledge and to YOUR survival!
I am of course talking about zombies. And, more specifically, the Zombie Research Society, a union of people from around the globe in all kinds of professions working night and day to protect you from the rampaging hordes of the undead.
Become a member now, and join the fight!
Remember - May is Zombie Awareness Month, so buy your grey ribbon today!